Don't know if you've noticed but, giant-fucking-rabbit syndrome has increased dramatically since I started paying attention. These seemingly docile characters are up to no good. In a stroke of malignant genius, the floppy eared heads of the rabbit freedom movement have been able expand their cotton-tail army by creating gigantic mutant rabbits. The rabbits realized the the labor intensive and financially draining process of recruiting young rabbits with commercials featuring godsmack and brown people in a sniper's crosshair was getting them nowhere. Instead, they could increase the size of their army over 500% by simply making their rabbits 5 times larger!
Currently all tie-fighter based attempts to stop the beasts have failed, the rabbits soft and cuddly armor has proved impervious to lasers and proton torpedoes.
If you see someone with this book and it's not on fire, please contact the department of homeland security or a police officer immediately!
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